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The Chai Party

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Howard Dean goes ballistic in address to Chai Partiers."And then we're gonna get in those right-wing nuts faces at the town hall meeting in Nebraska! Then we'll make plenty of noise when that Congressman in New Mexico speaks to his constituents! Then we're off to another town hall in Maryland! Then we'll be screaming at the senator from Idaho! Then Al Gore and I will  address our convention in Berkley, California! Then Oklahoma, then Nevada, then New Jersey... Yeeeeeeeeeehah!!!!"

 

You can see it coming; the center/right regains control over runaway Obamaism in the 2010 Congressional elections.  Not only will neo-koms have to suck up the loss of their short-lived troika dictatorship but they will also have to find a new whipping boy.  Actually, there will be two new villains -- their erstwhile Dear Leader and the Democrat Party. 

 

Both will be blamed for completely blowing the opportunity of a lefty lifetime as many former Democrats plus long-time Marxists, unionists, peaceniks, greenheads, climate changelings, pro-abortionists, same-sex matrimonialists and any number of additional socialist splinter groups and left-wing extremists will form a high-volume vocal protest organization whose goal will be to reform everything -- including their remaining not-left-enough legislators.

 

Dimwit hack losers like Al Gore and Howard Dean will crawl out of the woodwork to shill for the Chai Partiers as the rank-and-file hang on and quote every word of their media idols -- Joy Behar, Alan Colmes, Michael Moore, Jeanine Garafalo, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Steven Colbert, et al -- as if any of these people ever had a single original idea in their entire lives. Critical words in abundance; actual analysis and ideas not so much. 

 

Certainly, the right wing will be critical of the Chai Party. Chai-koms will be the new teabaggers.  However, creating vulgar catch-names will not be an important enough priority for Tea Partiers who, for the most part, will refuse to make more out of the upstart movement than to call it a curious copycat attempt to accomplish the impossible and make lightning strike twice in the same year.

 

The Spinners sing One of a Kind Love Affair.For the most part, conservatives, moderates and libertarians will just laugh at the left's attempt to find new love on the rebound from their failed One of a Kind Love Affair with the most romantic lefty of all times.

    (photo courtesy of The Spinners)

 

"Hey kommies, have you tried eHarmony?" and "Don't forget to get back the engagement ring and the Nobel Peace Prize!" will be the kind of taunts you'll hear from a few of the more rowdy right-wingers, possibly to the inclusion of this renegade scribe.

 

"We are deep and complicated so we need a slogan with more than just one word," Dean will say to Chris Matthews.

 

"Oooh, that gives me shivers up and down both legs," The Drooler will reply.  "Allow me to drop It isn't hopeless...we can still change into the suggestion box."

 

"We might as well go with that, Chris.  We owe MSNBC a lot for being the unabashed official network of the Chai Party."

 

And of course we all know who the female darling of the Chai Party movement will be. Whereas a one-word campaign slogan could never work again, the First Lady of Pants Suits had first-name recognition long before anyone ever heard of the former Governor of Alaska.

 

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Touche, Eddo!

As for Chris Matthews, he will feel a shiver down both legs and never realize he's merely wet himself, the poor dear. Someone else, a right-wing extremist no doubt, will have to explain to him the significance of the sour smell coupled with the sloshing of both his shoes. Even then, he may not believe until the pants have dried and the skin rash sets in. Good thing he won't have to wait in line for Obamacare to see a doctor.  Matthews epitomizes the angry, irrational, ignorant man, which is why he has no ratings to speak of: few in this country can or would identify with being that angry, that irrational and that ignorant all the time.  Great blog, Eddo!

 

novelator

Great Falls, MT Tribune

[So you're thinking Matthews actually said tinkle not tingle. Could be. -ED]


I think you're celebrating just a wee bit too soon, there Mr. eddo.

If - and given the worthlessness of the Congressional Dems, that's a HUGE if - if they finally pass health care, and the base Dems see that it's actually worth voting for Dems, they might get fired up a little and turn out in November.

If the Dems pass health care, and the public realizes that all the horror stories they're hearing from the Republicans and Faux Noise are lies, and that they're actually better off - the Repugs might not fare so well.

Like I say, I'm still waiting to see what happens, although you never want to underestimate the power of Congressional Dems to fritter away a victory...

 

Craig51

Des Moines, IA Register

[Pretty fair -- and serious -- comment to a total tongue-in-cheeker. Not a personal knock, but judging by the couple of unprintable comments I've gotten from lefties this morning it looks like Dems are very on-edge at this point and, as usual, the majority are low on sense of humor. -ED]


Ooooooooh, Eddie. You're so clever! Look at all the veiled commie words you found! This is precisely the problem with the neocons. Read the entire blog, folks. Read everything he's written. Other than name calling and seething hatred, it's void. No new thoughts. No ideas. No plans for fixing our nation's ills. No ideas for insuring the 50 million uninsured. Nothing.

What passes for political thought among Eddie and his? Flying planes into IRS building and killing government workers. Terrorism. When they said they wanted to get government into a bathtub and drown it, they weren't kidding. When a Muslim uses a plane to kill, he's a terrorist. When a teabagger does, he's a hero to these people.

 

ThinkTwicePlease

Wausau, WI Daily Herald

[It does my heart good to see kommies go ballistic over creative satire. No sense of humor and plenty of vitriol. Enjoy your peed-in Cheerios! -ED]


Methinks you have hit the nail on the head and it IS COMING.

 

rocco0607

Great Falls, MT Tribune


I love it ed. The chai-kom dems are exposing themselves.

 

deserttrek

Palm Springs, CA Desert Sun


Is that chai as in the drink or chai as in the Hebrew letter?

 

Sam

Vermont

[It's the ch (as in chew chai) not the gutteral-sounding Hebrew alphabet letter.  Then again, since the latter stands for life and this is a life-or-death situation for lefties... -ED]


Rush is in the same boat. The fat man has spent his entire life attacking moderates. But now he is bragging about how the right and 'independents' are winning now. And of course he speaks for both!?!

Actually Rush...and Eddo speak for about the same 20% of us....the very conservative folks. With such little numbers they need other folks to support them. Rush and the far left are about the same. They won't support moderates or their efforts...and sadly the moderates are having to pick between folks further to the right or left with each election. Nothing like having to choose between Obama/left and Rush/right....neither choice is good for America.

 

Antonious

Austin, TX American-Statesman

[According to a Gallup Poll (August 2009), 43% of Lone Star State residents identify as "conservatives" while just 16 percent identify as "liberals." Thirty-six percent of respondents described themselves as "moderates," in the poll of more than 9,100 Texans.  Obviously, those numbers haven't reversed direction since August and Texas is not the most conservative state, either. -ED]


Very entertaining piece Ed!

 

BEENAROUNDSOME

Palm Springs, CA Desert Sun


 

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