You may be among the handful of people who, since the day they were able to associate the name Barack Hussein Obama with the face of the man who might be the next president, counter-intuitively believed that such a professorial peacenik could never turn out to be an ass kicker. If you are one of those people, you were not at all shocked when the Nobel committee selected your Dear Leader for its Peace Prize before he was in the White House long enough to find a spot on the Oval Office desk for his secret can of Whoop Ass.
But it isn't too difficult to understand how you and a bunch of Skandinavian
pacifists thought Obama was being referred to as an appeaser -- an ass kisser -- nearly every day by hawkish right-wingers during the longest campaign in history. Confusing one gutterspeak phrase with the more appropriate but similar-sounding term, ass kicker, is actually quite understandable, especially if foreigners and/or the hearing impaired are part of the equation.
Well, it's too late now for those misconstruing Norwegian Nancyboys to yank back the prize. All of the wars continue and the real persona and true message of our ass kicker-in-chief has finally been freed to emerge by the mainstream media's most courageous early birds -- NBC's Today show.
"I don't sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar. We talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick!" Obama fumed during an interview Tuesday morning. And that was before he got his steroid injection and went to the weight room.
So all of you bleeding heart, America-bashing pacifist ultralibs who somehow believed that your anti-Bush candidate was all about apology tours, reset buttons, corporation busting and political correctness will just have to suck it up for at least a couple more years. The dude in the White House is a butt-kicking, name-taking, take-charge kind of leader.
If he feels like it, he might get around to your whiney requests for more green energy, more red ink, more pink policy and all of those girlyman social issues. But don't rush or criticize him unless you want to risk having him kick your ass...
...just like he's done to the rest of us.
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