If
they had Leatherman Tools when Baby Boomers like me were in elementary
school, we would have
begged our dads to let us borrow them so we
could bring them to class for show-and-tell. With no more than a warning to "be careful
with the sharp attachments" our
teachers would have passed the Swiss Army
Knife-on-steroids around the room, allowing each
student to get some hands-on time with
the marvel of the day.
Back then, those
who brought their fathers' potential
weapons to school for education purposes would have received attaboys
from their teachers along with, perhaps, the
awarding of a few class participation brownie
points, as well.
Today, if a student is suspected of
possessing a Leatherman on campus, his school will be
locked-down and a SWAT team will roll up to sort
things out. Under PC's Zero Tolerance Rules,
possession of a Leatherman could be punishable by
expulsion --
even for a first
offense by an otherwise exemplary kid.
Then:
"Hello, Mrs. Donath this is the school nurse.
Edward is complaining of a headache
(nurse turns away and whispers: "He probably
just wants to get out of taking his math quiz...)
but he has no fever and I'm going to send him back
to class. Just the same, do I have your permission to give him a
St. Joseph's aspirin? At least he didn't soil his
underwear like that last kid
did to avoid taking a test."
Now: It's OK to send your kid to school dosed-up
on Ritalin but if you pack a Tylenol into Junior's
lunchbox, for any reason, the PC Police will deal
with him as though he is in possession of heroine
or a deadly
weapon like a Leatherman Tool. In order for
PC to work its egalitarian magic it must resort to
an antithetical methodology known as Zero
Tolerance.
Boomer kids
asked their teachers a lot of tough
questions...
"Mrs. Shapiro, if you can smoke cigarettes in the
teachers'
lounge why can't you
smoke in our
classroom? Mrs. Shapiro, what does
retarded mean? Mrs. Shapiro,
how come it
says 'In God We Trust' on money? Mrs.
Shapiro, how come some kids get left back for
getting low
grades? Mrs. Shapiro, should we hate Russia for making us go down to the
boiler room for air raid drills? Mrs. Shapiro, why do we
memorize the Pledge of Allegiance?
Sadly, our children and grandchildren ask very few
questions today. Why? Because their
biggest in-school fear is of being ostracized for
offending someone that may not even be present in
the classroom.
Even at the height of Viet Nam war protest, when
young adults were calling for their peers to distrust politicians
and anyone over 30, the protestors never demanded the decimation of
traditional, Constitutional America
(with the notable exception of a mere handful of
radicals like the terrorists who hosted Barack
Obama's political coming out party in Chicago).
Then:
PC
was synonymous with civil rights --
tolerance.
Now: In order to
enforce PC, its antithesis -- zero tolerance
-- is the order of the day.
The current administration is advancing an
agenda that will ultimately abridge rights
by redistributing wealth, socializing the private
sector, manipulating the system of checks and
balances and re-interpreting the Constitution
while spinning the media and taking the propaganda pains to make it all look so
civil. The words "civil" and "rights"
are in that mix but the actual practice of being politically
correct has become a gross distortion of what
was originally intended.
Is it
any wonder that 40-and-unders are so prepared to
let a typical PC professor dictate what they
should believe about the responsibilities of the
United States government? Why
would that be surprising in light of the cramming
down their throats, from their first day in elementary
school, of liberal ideology that has always
sounded pretty much the same as what
they are being told now by the highest office
holder in the land?
During
all the years that students have been hammered
by PC
dogma and its resultant revisionism throughout academia,
truthful talk about such things as Cold War bomb shelters, Viet Nam,
the Holocaust, communist tyranny in Europe, assassinated politicians and
the actual politics of genuine Civil Rights leaders
has been avoided for fear of offending someone's
ethnicly sensitive ears.
As a result of the ironically iron-handed power
of PC, today's
elementary school teacher is hardly ever asked a tough question.
What would a teacher say on one of those rare
occasions when some un-indoctrinated kid might
ask: "My grandpa says we have
an
air raid shelter in the cellar of the school
building. Would I get expelled if I
brought a Leatherman Tool and bottle of Tylenol
into it in during a survival emergency?"
The kid
would be better off asking a simple question
like "Mrs. Shapiro, what is the answer to the
Riddle of the Sphinx?"