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"Hello Geek Squad. My re-set button is broken."

Ever the political jokester, Hugo Chavez beat Dennis Miller to the punch ad-libbing this line on live Venezuelan TV:  "Hey, Obama has just nationalized nothing more or less than General Motors. Comrade Obama! Fidel, careful or we are going to end up to his right."

Chavez, of course, was just needling his buddy.  We all know that Hugo and Barack are close enough to make joint book tour stops when they find themselves at the same conferences.

And what a bunch of wet blankets those Arab Street people are.  Before they ever heard what the president had to say they were already crying "Don't lecture us!" like know-it-all teenagers on their way out the door to hang at the mall. 

The president went on to quote more scripture in half an hour than he has in two years of tele-prompted lectures here in the homeland.  OK, so it was scripture from the Koran, but it proves that he's not just another one of those Godless secular progressives when he says things like "America is not a Christian, Jewish or Muslim country"

The salient point is, if we have to be lectured on a near-daily basis then the least the Arabs could do is listen up for a few minutes when our Goodwill Ambassador-in Chief flies Air Force One all the way into the not-so-friendly skies of the Middle-East to pay them a personal visit.

Osama bin Laden and #2 both went critical on the president before he spoke in Cairo as if he were no better or more likeable than his predecessor.  And you thought American right-wingers were mean-spirited and too quick to criticize! 

By the way, shouldn't we have caught Osama by now according to Obama's changeometer prioritization?  I heard that the real reason they're clearing his goons out of Gitmo is so their leader can be held there in top-security isolation. 

What is wrong with all of these ignorant, bigoted foreigners?  Can't they see that we've changed and that we have a leader who wants to be their friend -- in the worst way?

Kim Jong Il keeps rattling his WMD.  Ahmadinejad ramps up his Holocaust denial and nuke development rhetoric. Chinese economists give Obama-nomics and our treasury secretary an lol -- and that's not easy for ChiComs to pronounce.

The First Lady of Pants Suits denies breaking the re-set button but refuses to speculate as to whether it might have been sabotaged by her husband and his brother George. 

Well, somebody has to be the fall guy because we all know it's still way too soon to blame Obama.

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